Chatty Caddie
For golfers who want to stay married

Keep the round. Keep the peace.

Chatty Caddie sends heartfelt updates to your spouse while you golf — live location, tee times, photos, and a voice that sounds like you. They stay in the loop. You stay on the tee.

Early access includes a 14-day free trial. No card to join the list.

A golfer on a quiet fairway at golden hour, looking toward the green

Alex · iMessage

Saturday · 5:12 PM

You heading home soon? Dinner’s almost ready.
On 14 and playing well. Should walk in around 6:40 — save me a plate? Love you.

Sent from the 14th fairway · sounds like you

That’s all I needed. Go make the putt.

Works with the tools already in your bag

  • 18Birdies
  • Arccos
  • The Grint
  • Golfshot
  • Apple Calendar
  • Google Calendar
A partner at home smiling at a thoughtful text

The 7th-hole text

You’re over a putt. They’re wondering where you are.

The phone buzzes. It isn’t work. It’s “you still playing?” Now you’re the person checking messages in the fairway — or the person who goes quiet and comes home to a cold dinner and a colder look.

Chatty Caddie tells them where you are, in your voice, without you lifting a finger. They get a heartfelt update. You get to finish the hole.

For them
Peace of mind
For you
An uninterrupted round
For both
A happier 19th

How it works

Three steps. Then you disappear into the round.

  1. 01

    Connect the round

    Link your calendar, location, and the golf apps you already use — 18Birdies, Arccos, The Grint, Golfshot. Chatty Caddie knows your tee time, your hole, and when you leave the lot.

  2. 02

    Teach it your voice

    Paste a handful of real texts. We learn how you talk to them — the nicknames, the humor, the “love you.” Updates sound like you, not a concierge bot.

  3. 03

    Play

    Quiet mode handles incoming messages with a warm reply. Photos, hole updates, and an automatic “on my way” go out while you stay in the shot.

What it does

A chatty caddie for the person waiting at home.

Quiet mode on the course. Warm, specific updates off it. Built around location, the apps in your bag, and the way you already talk to them.

  • Sounds like you

    Heartfelt auto-replies trained on how you actually text — nicknames, humor, and all. Never a canned “I’m busy golfing.”

  • Live on the course

    They see you’re on 12, not missing. GPS plus golf-app sync so the update is specific: hole, pace, and when you’ll wrap.

  • Golf apps you already use

    Connects to 18Birdies, Arccos, The Grint, and Golfshot. No new scoring ritual. We ride along with the round you already log.

  • Calendar-aware

    Knows the tee time, the shotgun start, the weather delay. Expected finish updates as the group’s pace changes.

  • Photo drops, no stop

    A view from the 7th or a birdie putt, shared without holding up the foursome. You tap once. They get the moment.

  • The ride home

    When you leave the lot, they get an automatic “on my way” in your voice. The little ping that makes dinner timing easy.

Stories

Happier homes. Quieter back nines.

  • “I used to sneak a text on every tee. Now I play faster and she’s happier. Wild that both can be true.”
    Marcus W.

    Marcus W.

    8 handicap · Charlotte

  • “I used to assume the worst. Now I get a photo of the 8th green and a note that sounds like him. I actually enjoy his golf days.”
    Priya S.

    Priya S.

    Spouse · Austin

  • “My foursome used to rib me for being on my phone. Chatty Caddie retired that joke. I haven’t looked down since the first hole.”
    Dan T.

    Dan T.

    Weekend regular · Chicago

  • “The “on my way” ping when he leaves the clubhouse is the little thing I didn’t know I needed. Dinner is hot. I’m not guessing.”
    Elena R.

    Elena R.

    Partner · Denver

Pricing

Less than a sleeve of Pro V1s. Worth more at home.

Plan

Fairway

For the Saturday round.

$3/mo

Billed annually

  • 8 rounds a month
  • Heartfelt auto-replies
  • Live hole & location
  • One recipient
  • Quiet mode

Most golfers

Club

Unlimited golf. Photos included.

$6/mo

Billed annually

  • Unlimited rounds
  • Golf app sync
  • Calendar + expected finish
  • Photo drops
  • Two recipients
  • 14-day free trial

Plan

Tour

The household plan.

$9/mo

Billed annually

  • Everything in Club
  • Family updates
  • Voice notes in your tone
  • Concierge onboarding
  • Priority support

Get in early

Join the waitlist. Play in peace.

We’re opening Chatty Caddie in small flights so every voice sounds right. Continue in the app to leave your email — invites and trials are handled there.

  • No card to join the list
  • Works with the golf apps you already log
  • They never have to download anything

Email is collected on the app form. We’ll only write about access.

Questions from the first tee